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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 6, 2006 9:29:19 GMT
Gojyo let out a long bored sigh. There really was nothing to do here. No chicks, no amusements of anykind...no nothing. And here he was walking along this piece of bumpy track on foot and moaning slightly in his head as Hakkai's dragon couldn't damn well turn into a jeep because it was too rough a terrain. Why couldn't it transform into something else? But at lest he didn't have to carry anything though..nope..the luggage was taken car of by another member of the gang who happened to be extremely bad at rock, paper, scissors. When choosing scissors all the time, it was easy to just choose rock all the time. And hey presto..the duty of bag carrying was gone.
He blew a long strand of crimson hair out of his equally matching crimson eyes as it drifted into his vision, and had his hands on his baggy combat's pockets. "Why is this place so damn isolated all of a sudden?" he said a little moaningly as he walked along..his head tilting up slightly as he spoke then dropping back down as he finshed his sentence. His lean posture clearly of boredness. But at lest he had his smokes.
Gojyo was a 22 year old chain-smoker..and proud of it. He had to have a cigerettee going or he started to miss them dearly. And anyway...ihs personality and look suited them. Gojyo and his chain-smoking was well known in the group...and to see him without a cigerettee was like him saying that he didn't like women. Eventhough Goku liked to him of him a perverted...he loved his women as much as his cigerettes...maybe. A womanizer and chain-smoker. A great combination. All he needed to do now..was to do something which wouldn't make him die of boredom. Even an arugement with Goku would be stress-reief of a kind.
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 9, 2006 9:08:17 GMT
After being told to leave Hakuryu alone by a seriously grumpy monk, Goku was now stuck to pulling along a rather heavy bag filled with everything that they had. He had lost fair and square at rocks paper and scissors but he would have thought the others would have mercy on him after he lost the tenth time in a row. Nobody else had anything better to do.. They could at least help him carry that darn bag instead of walk ahead whilst staring into space. Why on earth couldn't Hakuryu turn into something useful, like a plane or something. At least then they'd get to their destination quicker.
At least he wasn't the only stupid animal in the pack ¬.¬
989... 990... Ten more steps to go and they'd have to re-do the rock paper scissors, hopefully he wouldn't lose this time... And if he did. Well, he'd much rather eat the bag than carry it, he could swear that his stomach was rumbling so much that it was soon to implode. 991....992.... Goku dragged the bag a little further, his steps becoming more slower as he concentrated on counting quietly under his breath, golden eyes has closed to meer slits. You could tell that he was both tired and bored. 998...999 "1000! I am NOT taking another step," Goku moaned, falling back onto his rear end and just sitting there moaning quietly to himself. He lifted his head suddenly, to see if they'd stopped or not. Golden eyes peered at the three others through a curtain of brown hair, "It has[ to be somebody else's turn now. I need a rest.. And i'm starving to death here, can't i eat some of the food? Lighten the bag at least a little?"
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 9, 2006 20:09:56 GMT
A voice of wailing complainment entred the air like a little kid's would if they had just been deprived of a promised chocolate bar. Gojyo let out a small huff of breath and turned around see in the distance Goku laying flat on his back with the luggage sprawled out beside him. Did he really think he was going to carry them? Fat chance.
"Get up you lazy ass monkey..." he called out to the laid out Goku and stood where he was, a little sideways on form where he was placed. He watched as he complained about,yes you guessed it, more food. He was always hungary. Gojyo just grinned through a cigerette filled mouth at the stupid monkey "You've hardly carried it anywhere...i thought you where supposed to be energetic.." he grinned mockingly and stood there teasing the worn out monkey. Ahh a way to cure boredem...pick on the youngest....ha.
Gojyo's cigerette reached a close point to his mouth and he dropped it onto the floor where he stamped it out. then reaching into his pocket..he withdrew the never-ending packet of smokes...reached it to his mouth and took one out with his mouth. Then burying the packet once again away, he lit it with his trusty lighter and once putting the lighter away..took one long drawed out drag...aaahhhhh.
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 9, 2006 20:19:59 GMT
"Normally i am," he moaned once again, sitting up. Well, if sitting up is what you'd call it, the monkey was slouching so far forwards that his head was almost touching the hands crossed in his lap, "but i'm so hungry, we haven't eaten since yesterday. I would eat you, but Sanzo'd shoot me." He might as well at least try to insult the kappa back. After all, he was being called lazy and a monkey. Only the High Priest, lord of Holiness, Sanzo could call him that and get away with it. Goku even got annoyed then as well ^^
"I counted... 1000 steps just like we all said!" He argued weakly, ignoring the loud rumblings of his stomach, "... Can i eat? We'll find a village and restock on everything i do eat when we get there, can't we? I can't even walk anymore i'm so hungry." He could walk just fine.. Just incredibly slowly with the rather heavy bag of crap that he was being forced to carry. The monkey had lost fair and sqare though. Or at least what he thought was fair and square. The others knew everything about Goku, so knew he'd always, always pick scissors first.
He blinked golden/amber eyes at the floor, something that looked remarkably like a pout upon his lips. The kid wasn't getting his own way so he was getting upset, not i'm-going-to-cry upset, but upset all the same. He'd start whining loudly soon if one of the other three didn't carry that blasted bag.
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 10, 2006 19:28:33 GMT
Gojyo slapped a hand to his face "Look why don't we just call it again with rocks, paper, scissors?" he removed his hand from a face plastered with a grin. Oh he knew what he was suggestng...let Goku loss yet again and make him carry the bags until they reached a village of somesort. Hopefully the stupid monkey was gullible enough to agree to the game.
Gojyo looked at Goku with a face of casualness "If we stopped everytime you complained of being hungary we wouldn't even have left from the start.." he commented directly at the leaning Goku..still mocking him as he sat there...one of Goyjo's favourite hobbies...mock the monkey. "Anyway you'll have to ask ol' droopy eyes there if you ever want to buy anything.." Gojyo said with a small grin and jab of a thumb as he glanced to Sanzo who was stood near him and Hakkai looking at Goku. Okay he knew he was going to get a snarky comment from the short-tempered monk...but who cared? It was actually amusing sometimes...
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 12, 2006 19:46:09 GMT
"Alright! And i won't lose this time either, betcha," Goku grinned, suddenly full of confidence. There was such a slim chance that he could loose for the eleventh time, right? The possibility of that happening had to be slim to none. Maybe anyway... He left the bag upon the floor, still refusing to even pull it any further. The stones underneath his feet almost made him loose his balance and fall, but he managed to stay upright. Hopefully nobody would have noticed the slightly less than graceful skid he'd done, "and unlike you, water sprite, Sanzo buys me food.." Because he normally can't stand to hear me moaning on about how hungry i am. Goku thought it was best to leave that bit unsaid, "all you ever get is my leftovers."
Goku never left leftovers... Gojyo just stole the food that Goku swore was his simply because he ordered it. The monkey usually ordered enough for every body to be satisfied. Except himself that is.
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 13, 2006 20:26:59 GMT
Gojyo couldn't believe the stupid monkey's guillibility...he was such an moron. This was going to be easy...simply put in rock and then Goku would be beat..he always chose sissors...he just didn't realise it. So his mischivous grin widened...it was perfectly obvious that Goku would have to carry the luggage once again...and again..and again. It was just so amusing.
Gojyo, as he had inticipated, got a snarky comment from Sanzo at the 'droopy-eyed' comment...Gojyo knew Sanzo got that all the time..so it couldn't hurt to say it once again could it? Gojyo just ignored Sanzo and walked towards Goku with a forming smug grin...just wait until Goku lost...yet again. "Hey i don't get your leftovers...i take what i want from what's ordered" he replied back to Goku, his voice edging in it's argumentative state. "And why would i want to buy food when we have three floating heads buying food for us?" he added a little casually as he looked at Goku and stopped in his tracks infront of him...his tall slim figure looming over Goku's much shorter one. Ha it paid to be tall. You could intimidate easier. Especially when you have a grin lik Gojyo's.
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 17, 2006 18:55:00 GMT
"And who orders the food, jerk-off?" He retorted instantly, not even pausing before speaking as usual. Most of his conversations with Gojyo started with them both saying exactly as they wished, they soon developed into minor arguements, then major ones, and then they all stopped the instant Sanzo pulls out his gun. Funny that. The Saru momentarily forgot about the rock paper scissors game they were about to start, he was far too busy glaring daggers up at the water sprite grinning that annoying pervy grin at him. Goku was short, but he was up for any challenge that came his way, he'd faced things way bigger than the Kappa.
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 17, 2006 19:48:06 GMT
Gojyo had angelled himself a little more downwards to the annoyed and glaring Saru. Gojyo's expression had turned more from his smug grin to a more angry one..his crimson eyebrow's knotting a little more than before "Okay so Sanzo orders the food but you don't exactly pay for any of it don't you little fag!" he spat back looking directly down at Goku, his fists already started to crunch up into balls.
Sanzo and Hakkai were watching from a small distance away...Hakkai's face a mask of awkward cheerfulness..and Sanzo's calm expression to a rapdily increasing annoyed one. It probably wouldn't be long before he got out his gun...but then again..Gojyo was only concentrating on his beginning argument with that stupid monkey.
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 19, 2006 18:43:33 GMT
"Don't call me that shithead!" Goku argued back, returning Gojyo's insult with another one of his own. The Saru didn't seem to notice the two in the background, one faintly amused and the other hurriedly getting pissed off. When you have a tall, red head standing over you and trying their best to intimidate you, you don't exactly pay attention to your surroundings, do you? "I don't pay for it. The three floating heads do, which gives you no right to claim the food as your own.. I need to eat more than you anyway! I'm a growing boy!" He had a point... And he had to catch up on five hundred years of having an empty stomach. Gojyo kinda didn't..
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 25, 2006 22:30:15 GMT
"Eat more than me? You eat more than all of us put together!" he yelled back at Goku, his cigerette moving with his mouth as he yelled and his face getting rapidly more smug and annoyed at the same time. "Just because three floating heads paid for the food gives you no right to claim it as your own either you stupid monkey!" he added as his brain worked rapidly to put a string of words together that would in total mock and beat that stupid monkies bite backs to him. He was so not going down.
He didn't even notice Sanzo reaching for his robes...ah what the heck. Argue while it lasted...
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 26, 2006 11:05:43 GMT
"You're just jealous!" Goku yelled back up at the kappa, his finger poking into Gojyo's chest once, "you can try to hide it as much as you like, but i've noticed you getting a little chubby round the edges," the look of anger disappeared and a wide grin spread over the monkey's lips, "it's for the best that i eat more than you, otherwise we'd be knocking down walls to get you into the inns."
It was a cheap shot. And Goku knew it, but he just couldn't help himself. The saru knew that Gojyo was a womanizer to the core, and therefore looks were important to him... Goku was beginning to get a little ( and i mean a little...) smarter, or maybe he was just picking up insults and the such from Sanzo.
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Oct 31, 2006 12:49:17 GMT
Gojyo's face went into mortal shock...chubby?!...why that did it...Gojyo returned the poke of finger with a pounce of head-lock onto Goku, "Why you little-!" his face a mask of anger from the impossible truth. He could never be chubby!!! I mean...what would he do? The woman would so not go for that. He always kept his looks pristine, always made sure he kept his impressive muscles from sagging, always made sure that his hairstyle was kept from going messy and always...made sure he wasn't going...fat. That word alone would make him shudder at him going that. That was so not good.
Gojyo the womanize would have no luck...no life. No women. No woman beside him when he woke up in the mornings! A nightmare in itself for Gojyo. But meanwhile he struggled with Goku "I'm not getting fat you stupid ass...if it's anyone it's you...no wonder you don't get any woman..." he argued back as he ruffled Goku's hair roughly, his arm still trying to keep around Goku's neck and focused all his attention on his sparring and aguing with Goku.
And in the background...Sanzo took aim. His face a matter of pure annoyance. You could even imagine those comical crosses around his face...
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Post by Son Goku on Oct 31, 2006 19:02:24 GMT
"Ack, Gerrof," Goku cried out, his hands grabbing for Gojyo's arms. It was slightly unfair, the shorter boy could never, ever get out of one of Gojyo's holds (unless he took off the coronet.. But that might end up with Gojyo dead, which was something he didn't particularly want). His legs were kicking slightly at the floor as he tried to make himself just that little bit taller so he could attempt to release his head that way.
"I don't get any woman, lard ass, because they're all frightened away by you," In fact, the first girl that he had liked had been killed, by Sanzo none the less. He hadn't blamed the fake monk though, he knew it had to happen, she'd been possessed by a leech-like demon, it wasn't fair on her to keep her and her sisters alive... Doesn't mean that Goku liked it though. He'd begged for her life, clung to Sanzo's arm in a vain attempt to stop him pulling the trigger, it hadn't worked.
"Gerrof!" He snapped, one of his hands grabbing for a handful of that red hair. His fingers slipped between the locks and Goku clenched his fist, getting a firm hold of the water sprites hair. He had yet to notice Sanzo's actions behind him. The monk was getting angered, whoopsit, "le' go, or i'll pull it out," he added, his face scrunched up in anger and slight embaressment, he should have known Gojyo would attack. He should have been ready for it. -sigh-
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Post by Sha Gojyo on Nov 5, 2006 20:42:32 GMT
Gojyo's head moved with the grabbed from Goku at his hair and his face was a matter of anger. "Don't even think about it you little-!" but before Gojyo could grab Goku's hair just for the spiteness of it a bullet ran screeming right past Gojyo's face...he could even feel the movement of air from the bullet which no doubt came from Sanzo's bullet. The sound of the gun stopped Gojyo's arguing immediatly and a look of panic ran across his face instead of anger...his crimson eyes looking widely at the fake monk which looked extremely annoyed and held a smoking gun. Damn him!
Gojyo kept hold of Goku but when the gun had sounded..he'd gine frozen and clung on to Goku..really now...Gojyo really could act the opposite to Goku in just a split second. But only because there was a high risk of getting shot. And seeing how Sanzo's shout of 'Shut up!" was so loud and anger tinited...Gojyo didn't really want to test the monk's temper...well. Any moreso anyway.
He let go of Goku and stamped his foot at Sanzo as he looked at him still with a slightly shaken expression "Watch where you're firing that thing dammit Sanzo! You nearly hit me!" he shouted a little hopelessly...and was rewarded with another bullet from Sanzo's gun which made Gojyo move a little girlishly as he tried not to be hit on the head, covering his head with his arms. Like that would do any good against a bullet from a Banishing Gun. And plus another angered remark from the short-tempered priest. Gojyo in the meanwhile as bukkets wern't travelling around, uncovered his head and muttered to himself bitterly about Sanzo meant to be all wordly and all....yeah right. Sanzo the properly behaved preist. That's because all high honoured priests smoke, gamble, drink and are foul-mouthed. Yup...that's the rule to become a Sanzo Priest. Hah.
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